Funny Stories

OK, Mom and Ella walk into a shoe store. Ella walks right up to these "BEAUTIFUL" pink boots.



Ella-"MOM, I was BORN to wear these SHOES!"



How Ella learned talk like this I do not know, but really, whoever did, MAN, they are busted! Just Kidding!
*


A neighbor is baby-sitting Ella and Josh. Ella had just taken a nap and was being very cute and cuddly. Our neighbor was holding Ella.



Neighbor-"Ella you're so pretty!"



Just then Josh walks up to her and sais:


Josh-"She has brains too!" =D

*

Ella was 4 years old when this happened. One day Ella came downstairs and sat on the floor vent to warm up. A few minutes later Ella comes up to mom and sais:

Ella-"Mom, feel me, I'm smokin' hot!" =D

*

Dad was puuting Josh to bed. Josh was about 2. Dad gave Josh and kiss, pulled up the blanket, and said good-night. As he was leaving Josh sat up.

Josh-"Cookie?"

Dad-"No Josh, go to sleep."

A second passed, as Josh got a very queer look on his face, and sweetly smiled.

Josh-"Birthday cake?"

Dad couldn't control his laughter. They laughed together until dad could finally pull himself together and say good-night.

Those were a bunch of funny stories told in our family, I hope you liked them!